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Exaggerated Hockey reports!
Posted On 17 Mar 2014
We had fantastic fun playing hockey games in small teams today and I overheard some pretty tall tales about how you’d scored your goals! Who can come up with the most exaggerated, amazing and downright spectacular report on how their goal was scored?
I scored a goal by using magic powers to get the ball into the goal!
The ball was going towards my goal then somehow I used my eyes to make the ball go straight through the opposing teams goal ! 😀
I stood in the corner by my goal, closed my eyes and hit the ball. It went through all the other teams legs, knocked both the cones over and scored.
I traveled to the Antarctic and battled through the blizzards. Then, I traveled back in time and faught against the Vikings. Once I returned, I knocked the ball into the goal with ease.
I traveled to the Antarctic and battled through the blizzards. Then, I traveled back in time and faught against the Vikings. Once I returned, I knocked the ball into the goal with ease.
I scored by making the goal wider so when it was meant to go out but it went right into the goal 🙂
I whacked the ball and it hit both walls and went in the goal!
I did a max.m little flip with the ball and i failed very badly but a minute later I SCORED A GOAL!!!! Yes I did!!!
I scored by doing an 720 degree over head and it megesed the keeper.
I scored a goal with my eyes shut from a goal kick.
I scored a goal doing a backflip and then, because of my awesome goal, I’m starring in MIB4 with Will smith.
I scored a goal by doing a back flip of the wall hitting the ball on a volley and then it went through the keepers legs.
The ball was coming my way I tried to pass it to my team mate but suddenly I just kicked in my goal and…own goal.
Before I scored my goal, I traveled to Antarctica and battled through the harsh blizzards, then I went back in time and faught against the vikings, whilst baking cookies; After all this, I scored the goal with ease.
I scored a goal by doing a back flip of the wall then hitting the ball on a volley it went through the keepers legs.
I whacked the ball, up in the air and blew it into the goal.